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Welcome to Your Quiz. The rules for completing it are simple: Answer every question however you see fit and then once finished add your own questions with their answers. Make sure the questions you add are fun and creative to spark interesting or hilarious answers. Then, spread the love! Let's see how far we can get.



1. How are you?

Great thank you Except that the osteo I worked for cracked my neck yesterday and made me feel sick But I feel good now


2. What were you doing on the night of August 12, 1976?

I was just a-floatin around in the falopien tubes of my 12 year old mother, just waiting for the right moment to be conceived!


3. You've woken up to discover that you're covered in rice and wrapped in seaweed; you're a human sushi. A Japanese businessman fresh off the karaoke stage is about to devour you. What do you do?

Rice spank him & run away!!


4. After an odd run in with a mysterious stranger, you discover he has dropped an envelope full of cash. That's it. You're rich. No strings attached. Congratulations!   

I put it in a 20 year term deposit and live off the massive amount of interest it makes I'm rich


5. Your evil half-step mother twice removed on your grandmothers side wants you to polish her Christmas balls AGAIN. You've already done it 16 times today, how do you reply to this woman?

I reply by throwing those beautifully polished balls at her face! They even leave her face looking polished because that's how awesome I am at polishing. I also run away because I don't know why I put up with that bitch for so long!


6. God himself has appeared before you. But he's not how you'd expect. Rather than an old man with a long grey beard in flowing white robes, God is actually the cap to a blue inked pen. He explains to you the meaning of the universe and just how He works. It blows your mind. What did the oh great Lord Pen Lid say to you?

He told me "The faintest ink is more powerful than the strongest memory" and proceeded to enlist me to help him find his ink as he couldn't remember where it wandered off to!


7. Do you agree 'favourite' (favorite) should actually be spelt; 'Favaright'?

Definitely! How else would you spell it?


8. You've got the munchies. But there's nothing in the fridge, freezer or pantry. What in the name of flying fuck do you do!?

Pfft, that's no issue for me! I drive down to the shop in my fully sick limited slip diff commo! [link]


9. How would you alter an otherwise normal dart to ensure it always hits the bullseye?

I would'nt alter the dart, I'd alter the rules! So we can all stand at arm's reach and push it in the bullseye


10. Oh goodie, you got a letter in the mail! You throw it in the bin because who the fuck sends mail.

I just threw my computer in the bin because I was sick of getting junk mail =/ It would be nice to get some normal mail


11. Describe the EXACT opposite person you would want to spend the rest of your life with.

ME! LOL. Tall, sexy, brunette, opinionated, quiet, loud, annoying, sleep deprived, animal loving ME!


12. You are now spending the rest of your life with that person. Thoughts?

Who the f**k decided to work out how to clone!!??


13. If 27-3=24, then who was 27 and what was he doing with 3?

27 is my birthdate and he was doing something* (*which cannot be discussed here as I will have to kill you) with 3 which made 3 realise that he had to leave 27 lonley, but he didn't succeed as 27's minions ganged up on 3, threw him out of the club and 27 decided to become 24 to avoid suspicions.  


14. You're suddenly able to taste colours! What does the colour blue taste like?

Blue tastes like everything awesome Blue tastes like blue. Just pure amazingness


15. OH CRAP. The mysterious stranger from #4 has come back and he's pissed! He explains the money was for a lifesaving operation for his son. And you SPENT it all! The fuck do you do!?

Hey, I only spent the interest that I made from the stranger's money. So I can give him the momey, he just has to wait for the 20 year term deposit to finish! So we can still save his son. Otherwise I can just give him a new son


16. You're lying in bed, in your room at night, looking up at the stars, and you think to yourself "…where the hell is the ceiling?" What happened to your ceiling?

I had to sell it to get some more cash to put nice new wheels on my awesome commo [link]


17. What's your opinion on the signing of the Treaty of Dubysa?

SIGN IT!! DO IT!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!


18. You get another letter in the mail. Pfft. You throw it into an incinerator that conveniently enough was sitting beside your mailbox.

I'm glad I set that incinerator up, it's been the best investment I also put my sister in it Unfortunately it wasn't big enough though =/


19. Become a Jedi or Pokemon Master?

Pokemon Master! I have to catch 'em all!!!!!!!


20. You've just learned that your recently deceased family member was a rich, rich bastard. They left you nothing. How do you desecrate their grave?

What grave? I just put them in the middle of shark infested waters and let the sharks to the rest I also buried a dead cat under his headstone so people would think it was him.


21. It's World War III! Who's involved and how did it start?

Julia Gillard upset Obama by having a lesbian affair with his wife. Obama was upset that he didn't get to watch so he lit Japan on fire. Japan blamed it on the Middle East and sent their very best Ninja's after all the Middle East. The Middle East then got very, very angry and thought the Ninja's were Chinese so they sent their very best Assassins to China. China got and sent their army of fu-dogs [link] after Mexico as China though Mexico had Assassins. Mexico got very upset and stopped making Mexican food, therefore upsetting all of America. The only country that didn't end up involved in the war was Australia as all of the other countries still think that all we do here is ride Kangaroos and therefore didn't think we were a threat!


22. You have the opportunity to bring down all the major banks and corporations, forcing a reset of everyone countries debt. There's a 50/50 chance of throwing the world into insatiability and anarchy, or saving the world from economic hell and creating a better place for everyone. Would you do it, or leave it to the life to sort itself out?   

I would do it!! TO SAVE THE WORLD!


23. If you could be any animal, which one would you be and why?

I would be a lion No one gives shit to a lion


24. I love you. Do you… love me?

[link]


25. You've suddenly come under the urge to scream: "GAAAAAAAY!" In the negative sense. But you're surrounded by homosexual people who could possibly be offended. The urge to scream that is very, very strong… like you've just seen someone wearing a Twilight shirt strong. Do you do it?

No. I. Can't.... Do. It.... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! OH SHIT. RUNNNNNNNNNNNN


26. Your life is like the Truman Show! Your entire life has been recorded for the public to watch. You've just discovered this. With all cameras on you and billions of people watching, what do you say?

Welcome Ladies


27. You've just been turned into your star signs physical form. What have you been turned into and what is your first act in your new body-thing?

Oh f**k, Ima FISH. Who the hell would want to be a fish?! FML. The first thing I do is prove to everyone that a fish doesn't have a 3 second memory by swimming in a straight line for more than 3 seconds


28. Would you rather serve as an angel under the Almighty, or rule as a demon lord in Hell?

Totally rule as the demon lord I could alot of awesome things if I was ruler Who would need to be an angel taking orders from someone else when I can rule the whole the underworld!


29. Another letter? Now this is just ridiculous. You decide to nail shut your mail slot.

WHY YOU SEND ME MAIL?!


30. Fortune without happiness or poverty with solace?

I don't know =/ This one too hard =/ I wouldn't really want solace if I was in poverty


31. You're pregnant. No matter what your gender. Besides "How?" or "Why?" What is your first question?

Which one of you lovely fella's is the father? lol


32. Now explain to me how you, of all people, managed to fall pregnant.

Hey, it's the circle of life All I did, was eat one of those berries that were growing on the side of the road!! It wasn't my fault =/


33. If you could have your own TV show, what would it be about?

It would be about..... Tyson He's so kool


34. What's your zombie plan? Don't have one? Come up with it now.

My zombie plan is to build an underground city where the zombies cannot enter because they are all missing their brains! There will be 2 people with lots of ammo at the very secret enterances to our undergroud world who will shoot any zombie that comes within a 100metres. There will also be snipers in the trees. But as you know, zombies can't climb underground as they are too stupid So we're pretty much safe. I better start building my city now =/


35. If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?

Ziggy Sparkles-puff


36. Come up with a flavour for icecream that sounds delicious but chances are is probably disgusting.

I dunno.


37. While sitting in your living room, an ELEPHANT stampedes through your house and destroys pretty much everything. You neighbours are playing Jumanji again. How do you respond?

I yell at them over the noise of the Elephant! Then I send the elephant back to their house so he can destroy it. I ride it over! JUMANJI BITCHES!


38. Describe your perfect job. The job that meets all your interests, wants and needs. Real or fake.

Fake =/ What kind of job involves me painting, chocolate & high pay?! With only working 3 days a week?


39. You have the temporary power to resurrect one single person from the grave. This person will be reborn with the same appearance and will rise to accomplish all the same achievements. You will have to wait a couple of decades or so, but you, the world and the current generation will experience this person. Who will it be?  

Me, of course


40. Oh God… those letters… those letters were invitations to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Because you destroyed all your invites, the semester has started without you and you'll never be able to attend! How do you react?

Meh. Who needs to be a wizard when I can be a dragon!!!!


41. If you had to choose how you would die, what would you choose (you have no choice over when you die though!)?

I would get run over by an Aston Martin DB9 At least I would die happy


42. How many is many when many is only little but little is very much and many is nothing?

4682!!!


43. What would you do with Oman and Yeman?

They be friends y'all